The Quirks Of Violence and Dialogue

I have been recently engaging myself with the works of Quentin Tarantino. As I prepare myself for his new film

Inglourious Basterds

I've been really addicted, it just catches that classic movie feel from the 70's with the modern twist of our generation. I just wanted to share with the online community of this tribute I saw on youtube.

That Girl's A Trick

But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

By Kimberly Pruitt

I really like you. I do. You're so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?

I knew you would understand. You always do.

We're so perfect as friends, you know? I can tell you anything, and you know you can always come to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend, and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes, if only once—would you? Of course not. Well, if we started dating, it would only complicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.

It's just…you're like my best friend, and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean, sure, we could go on some dates, maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you've spent languishing in this platonic nightmare, but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were, where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.

No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.

Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end, remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn't answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God, I would die if something like that happened to us.

Plus, ick, can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I've known you so long, you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with twice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird. And if we did, then whenever you'd come shopping with me, or go to one of my performances or charity events, or take me for ice cream when I've had a bad day at work, you'd be looking at me like, "I've seen her breasts." God, I can't think of anything more awkward that that.

Oh, before I forget, my mom says hi.

Anyway, you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend, I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us.

Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing, any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone, I know it. And when you do, I'll be right by your side to suddenly become all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her, until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you, that's just what we'll be.

Best friends. Friends forever.

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Waste Myself In You

Ten years ago it was 1999 and twenty years ago it was 1989, and now we are less then a year away from another decade. A lot has happened since the last time I really blog. Yet I still don't know how to blog after all this time. I've always wanted to inform the world of how my life is going, the ups and the downs, as well as share insight of inspiring spiritual concepts that get to me. Yet I still look at life as one big canvas, always white, always needing something, always open for creation. Whether it be visual, grammatical or deep. Like most people I claim to know, I'm an observer and never a participator. I feel I notice ten billion things more than normal people. By any means does this sound like I'm better than anyone else, sometimes I wish I didn't notice life like I do, sometimes I wish I was blinded by the truth of my heart. But this unreal perceptive has taught me and continues to educate me in this aura we are in.

I would like to say that my brother and I are very close. He is 10 years old and already has face major adversity in his life. From the time he was born, our family didn't know if we was going to live. My brother was born pre-maturely and the rate of them living were slim to none. The hospital became our second home, and at the time I was old enough to understand his situation, yet young enough to do nothing. Well as the months came and gone, my brother slowly became better and was in normal condition. Still things weren't for sure yet, and even thought he was able to come home, he was attached to a machine for safety. Whenever that machine sounded, my heart would stop, and everytime he slept I would feel his chest to see if his heart was beating. I wouldn't say those were hard times, I always felt like God couldn't take a baby away. After those rough stages, our little Michael, who we named after the archangel, was becoming a boy. Babies are always such uplifters and just having him around was something. That was about 9 or 10 years ago, and since then I've seen him grow up, like I've said before I've felt as much as a father as our own father did. He's approaching that stage in his life, where the people he meets and the things that he will do, will play a vital role and mold him into the human he will be. It's an unreal experience to see this happening before your eyes.

I want to end with Brandon Lee quoting "The Sheltering Sky" prior to his tragic death during the filming of The Crow in 1993:

"Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, or five times more? Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless..."

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

For what it’s worth, it’s never too late, or in my case too early, to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit… start whenever you want… you can change or stay the same. There are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. I hope you see things that stop you. I hope you feel things that you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life that you’re proud of and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

Eva Longoria Is The New Jesus

I know the title is a bit bold, let me explain...

I was watching MTV's Teen Cribs, yes there is a Teen Cribs now, besides that this kid was showing his room and wanted to show off his computer. I couldn't help but see a picture framed next to his computer. My first thoughts were, "hey at least he's got Jesus Christ next to his computer". Feeling good about myself the kids then proceeded to shows off the picture, it was an signed picture of Eva Longoria!!!!

I JUST GOT PWNED